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Welcome to Thailand Trip OS

The Content:

📍 1000+ recommendations (hotels, food, bars, tours. Personally vetted).
📚 80+ guides (safety, money, transport, packing, culture, planning).
đź§­ 51 Custom Google Maps (every location pinned).
🗺️ 26 ready-to-book itineraries (first-timer routes, adventure, islands).
🤖 12 AI tools (budget calculators, weather, language helpers).

26 Itineraries

One day to 60 days. Plus Maps. 339 Days. Day-by-day breakdown, Tours (click + book), Custom Google Map with every location pinned, Transfers between locations (click + book), Hotels (click + book), Food spots, Nightlife.

51 Custom Google Maps

Itineraries, Destinations, Hotels, Food Spots, Nightlife, Shopping, Golf, Football.

80+ Guides

Important note:
🟢 11 guides are free to access without signing up.
🟡 59 guides are free-members-only.
đź”´ 26 Itineraries, 51 Maps, 12 AI Tools, and 8 special guides paid-members-only ($5/month or $50/year).


What happens if you sign up

1) Welcome email from Thailand Trip OS. You're in.
2) Double-opt-in email from my free newsletter (german law, sorry na).
3) Check inbox (spam/ads folder), click confirmation link.
4) Welcome email #2 (10 free Thailand tools). 100% free. Opt-out anytime.


How To Use

This Table of Contents is your best starting point. But you can also use the search bar (upper right corner), tabs on the home page or category links in the footer.


AI Tools (paid)

No download, no installation; all tools run in a browser window.

Trip Planning:

Budget Calculator: Know how much. Reduce cost by 25% with one click.
Travel Type: Learn which area in Thailand is the best for you.

Location Guides:

Bangkok Near Me: Find out what’s close to you (do, see, eat, ...).
Pattaya Near Me: Same concept.
Phuket Near Me: Same concept.
Chiang Mai Near Me: Same concept.

Preparation:

Weather Wizard: Finally find out if your vacation will be wet or wonderful.
Packing Assistant: Stop overpacking; travel cleverly and prepared.
High-Low Bar Game Simulator: Learn how to play Ploy's favorite dice game.

Food & Language:

Food Decoder: Upload a photo and learn what you’re eating, what it’s called, what’s in it, and how to cook it.
Thai Quiz: Fun little learning app that gives you the confidence to talk to Thais (audio works only in desktop browser).
Thinglish Translator: Understand what Ploy tries to tell you.

FAQ:

Q: Do the AI tools cost extra?
A: No! All tools are included with your membership.
Q: Do they work on mobile?
A: Yes, all are mobile-friendly. But audio (e.g. Thai Quiz) works only on desktop.
Q: Can I use them while in Thailand?
A: Yes, work anywhere with internet.
Q: How accurate are the recommendations?
A: Based on Tim's trips, consultations + constantly updated data.


When To Go (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Weather guide. 5 climate regions, 3 seasons! Month-by-Month Breakdown, Regional Breakdown, Festival Calendar, Booking Timeline, Quick Decision Matrix.

Best Time to Visit Pattaya: Seasons, Weather & Events (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


Flights to Thailand (free)

Learn how to get there and what to do on arrival.

International Flights (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Airports, Recommended Airlines, Budget Airline Warning, Average Costs, What you need at Immigration.

Flight Booking Hacks (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

The Mindset, 5-Step Formula, 4 Reference Checklists, Action Plan, Final Pro Tips.

Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

5-Step Guide from Airplane to Exit & Getting from there to the City.


Visa Types (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

This guide provides a detailed, structured cheat sheet covering major Thailand visa types, eligibility, requirements, costs, rights, and restrictions.

Thailand Visa Guide by Country (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


TDAC (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

What, when, how, and why. Plus 11 Questions & 11 Answers.


Planning & Packing (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Trip Planning Checklist, Booking Timeline, Manual Packing List, What not to bring, What to buy in Thailand, Health & Safety Prep.


Money & Budget (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Tim's Money Rules, Daily Budget Breakdown, Typical Prices, Money Exchange & Banking, ATM strategy, Cash Safety, Transport Costs, Accomodation Hacks, Food & Drink Money Savers, Pattaya Nightlife Money Traps, Scams, Digital & practical Tips, Timing & Seasonal Tips, Top Money-Saving strategies, Pro Tips.

70+ Free Activities in Bangkok & Pattaya (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

108 Biggest Mistakes (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Sim Cards & eSims (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Stay online with my Sim Card & eSim Guide

Apps (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

These are the little helpers most relevant for travelers in Thailand.

Why Men Send Millions to Instagram Stars (paid)


Health & Emergency (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

How to navigate healthcare in Thailand — from emergency protocols to finding English-speaking doctors, top hospitals by city, veterinary care, costs (prices are subject to change), and insurance tips. No medical advice.

Male Tourist Health (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

A valuable guide to navigating male healthcare in Thailand (prices are subject to change). No medical advice.


Scam Prevention (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Thailand has scams targeting tourists. But with this guide, you'll avoid ALL of them. Inside: Complete Breakdown of the 15 biggest scams, Scam risk by Area, Scam Protection Protocol, Scam Prevention Rules, Scam Checklist.


Language & Culture (free)

Essential Thai Phrases, Cultural Do's & Dont's, The Wai Explained, Tipping Culture, Bargaining & Temple Etiquette, Social Hierarchy & Gesture Warnings.

160+ Thai Words I Wish I Knew Sooner (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

With translations in English, Spanish & German.

Etiquette Rule Book (free)

I translated the Thai School Book „สมบัติของผู้ดี“ (Sompat Khong Phu Di) which means „Characteristics of a Good Person“.

Fun Facts & Shocking Rules (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Thailand is a country where ghosts float through maternity wards, taxi colors have secret meanings, and stepping on a coin could get you arrested. These aren't travel clichés—they're real things locals live by.

Thai Nicknames: The Truth Behind Pig, Frog & Tennis (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


Transport & Domestic Travel

Everything you need to know about getting around Thailand.

General Transport Tips (free)

Domestic Flights (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Thailand has 39 commercial airports; 10 are international airports. You can even fly to Pattaya. And flights are insanely cheap (prices subject to change).

Bangkok Transport (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Bangkok's public transport has expanded significantly. Here's the current system:

10 Bangkok Train Stations Beginners Should Know (free)

The most important train stations in Bangkok for first-time visitors. The ones you will use to go to hotels, attractions, nightlife, and bus terminals.

Bangkok to Major Cities (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

A budget guide to reaching Thailand's key destinations by bus, train, and van—with prices (subject to change), durations, and booking info.

Bangkok to Islands (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

A complete budget guide to reaching Thailand's islands by bus, train, and ferry—with prices (subject to change), durations, and booking links.

Chiang Mai Public Transport (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

A breakdown of all the different vans/pickups. Starting points, Destinations, Prices.

Island Transport (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

How to get to the islands.

Train Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

How to book & use Trains.

Bus Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

How to book & use Buses.

Renting Vehicles (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

How to rent Vehicles.

Pattaya Baht Bus Guide: Fares, Routes & Rules (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Pattaya Transport: Motorbike Taxis, Scooters & Safety (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


Itineraries (paid)

Growing list. Each itinerary comes with: Day-by-day breakdown, Tours, Custom Google Map with every location pinned, Transfers between locations, Hotels, Food spots.

The List:
1 Day Bangkok: Saphan Taksin
1 Day Bangkok: National Stadium
1 Day Bangkok: Thong Lor
1 Day Bangkok: Phrom Phong
1 Day Bangkok: Asok
3 Days Bangkok
3 Days Pattaya
5 Days Bangkok
5 Days Udon Thani
6 Days Mae Hong Son Loop
7 Days Phuket
7 Days Bangkok
10 Days Bangkok Pattaya
10 Days Bangkok & Koh Samui (women)
10 Days Bangkok & Koh Samui (men)
14 Days Ultra-Cheap
14 Days Bangkok & Chiang Mai
15 Days Bangkok, Hua Hin & Pattaya
21 Days Bangkok-North-South
21 Days Bangkok & Pattaya
21 Days Thailand Movie Magic
22 Days Bangkok, Koh Samui & Chiang Mai
24 Days Bkk, Krabi, Koh Samui, Pattaya
28 Days Bangkok & East
28 Days Super-Fit
60 Days Best of Thailand

Itinerary Maps (paid)

Growing list: Every itinerary location pinned. You will find them at the end of each travel plan.

The List:
1 Day Bangkok Saphan Taksin
1 Day Bangkok: National Stadium
1 Day Bangkok: Thong Lor
1 Day Bangkok: Phrom Phong
1 Day Bangkok: Asok
3 Days Pattaya
3 Days Bangkok
5 Days Bangkok
5 Days Udon Thani
6 Days Mae Hong Son Loop
7 Days Phuket
7 Days Bangkok
10 Days Bangkok Pattaya
10 Days Bangkok & Koh Samui (women)
10 Days Bangkok & Koh Samui (men)
14 Days Ultra-Cheap
14 Days Bangkok & Chiang Mai
15 Days BKK, Hua Hin & Pattaya
21 Days Bangkok-North-South
21 Days Bangkok & Pattaya
21 Days Thailand Movie Magic
22 Days Bangkok, Koh Samui & Chiang Mai
24 Days Bkk, Krabi, Koh Samui, Pattaya
28 Days Bangkok & East
28 Days Super-Fit
60 Days Best of Thailand


Destinations Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

This guide cuts through the hype to tell you what each place in Thailand is really like. Honest pros, cons, scams to watch, real prices, and insider tips. Northern Thailand, Northeast, Central, Eastern, Southern (Gulf Side & Andaman Side).

Destinations Maps (paid)

3 Maps with all the very best locations in Bangkok, Phuket, Pattaya.

Pattaya Neighborhood & Area Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Pattaya Hotel Booking Tips (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Is Pattaya Water Safe to Swim In? Beach & Island Guide (free)


Hotels (free)

330+ Hotels in 30 Regions, from 2 Star to 5 Stars Hotels.

Based on the bookings through my affiliate links.

Based on the bookings through my affiliate links.

Based on the bookings through my affiliate links.

160+ Guest-Friendly Hotels in Bangkok, Pattaya, Patong (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Hotel Maps (paid)

Best Hotels in Bangkok, Pattaya, Eastern Thailand, Northern Thailand, Southern Thailand.


Tours (free)

Best Tours in 14 Regions, plus entrance fees in Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai & Bangsaen.

Based on the bookings through my affiliate links.

Top Pattaya Landmarks (free)

What to Do in Pattaya: Day Trips, Beaches, Spas & Clubs (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


Food & Drink Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Fundamentals, Regional Cuisines, Ingredients, Dining Etiquette, Menu Decoder, Ordering Hacks, Practical Intelligence, Quick Reference Cards & Your Food Journey Progression Checklist.

Best Halal Food in Bangkok (paid)

Best Halal Food in Pattaya (paid)

Food Spot Maps (paid)

Best Food in Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Phuket, Koh Samui. Plus: Michelin Restaurants in Thailand & Night Markets in Thailand.

Rooftop Bar Maps (paid)

Best of Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket.


Shopping (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Everything you need to know about shopping in Thailand. From mega-malls to floating markets, bargaining tips to VAT refunds.

Shopping Maps (paid)

Best of Shopping in Thailand & Night Markets in Thailand.


Sports & Recreation (free)

Thailand is not only Beach & Nightlife. Here are some options:

Fitness & Activities (free)

Guide to staying active across Thailand's top destinations. From Muay Thai camps and yoga studios to free park workouts and luxury wellness retreats. With prices, locations, and insider tips.

Golf (free)

Planning a golf getaway to Thailand? This guide covers everything you need—top courses, costs, etiquette, and logistics—all without needing a private membership.

Muay Thai (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Thailand's ancient martial art—from battlefield origins to modern ring, from sacred rituals to the gambling underworld.

Sepak Takraw (free)

A complete guide to Thailand's acrobatic national sport—where volleyball meets kung-fu.

Football League (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Everything you need to know to experience Thai League football—from the big clubs to matchday logistics, fan culture to political intrigue.

Traditional Thai Massage (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

A guide to Thailand's famed Nuad Thai (traditional Thai massage) — focusing exclusively on clean, safe, legal, and non-adult establishments.


Retirement & Emigration (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Guide to retiring and moving to Thailand. Covering visas, taxes, healthcare, where to live, common mistakes, and country-specific checklists (prices and practices are subject to change).


Property Buying & Renting (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Guide for foreigners navigating the Thai property market. Covering Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket, Hua Hin, and Chiang Mai (prices are subject to change).


Typical Thai Stuff

Magic Amulets (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Thai amulets are blessed objects deeply rooted in Thai society.

Sak Yant Tattoos (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Sak Yant tattoos are more than body art—they're a deeply spiritual practice.

Yadom Nasal Inhalers (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Tiny menthol inhalers, loved by Thais and expats.

Spirit Trees (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

The most fascinating attraction Tourists have never heard of.

Colors (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

A complete guide to color superstition, tradition, and meaning in Thai life.

The Best 7-Eleven Item: Pa Yen Cold Towel Guide (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


Nightlife Beginner Guide (paid)

A clear-eyed guide to understanding the business dynamics and unspoken rules of Thailand's bar scene—so you can navigate safely, respectfully, and without losing your money or your mind.

Bar Games (paid)

A survival guide to the games Thai bar staff play—and almost always win.

Ploy Book: Thai Bar Convo Guide (paid)

How to keep up a coversation with a Thai who doesn't really speak English..

Pattaya Nightlife Streets (paid)

Pattaya Paradox: Why the Paradise for Men Breeds Solitude (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)


Post-Thailand Blues (free for Members/Newsletter Subscribers)

Why you feel broken after coming home. And how to fix that. No medical advice.